Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Nickleback.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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