- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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