knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Nickleback.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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