- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Microwave

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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