What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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