- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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