- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

* anti-punchline

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

autistic kids rock

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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