Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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You're a frog

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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