- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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