- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

batman has diarrhea

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

no pun intended

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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