What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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