How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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penis?

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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I grunt when I poop.

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black people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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