Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

White NBA players.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Where's the dick??? east

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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