What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How old is your mom Dead

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Do you like apples? Yes

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

a man makes a bad joke

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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