- Anti Joke

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit