A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

did you stub your toe?

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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