Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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