Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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White men's rights

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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snooki

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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