- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

knock knock There's no door

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

david poredos

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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