Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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