What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

AIDS

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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