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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

A Chinese man fails a math test

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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