Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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