why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Cleveland winning something

what do you call your mama at the gas station

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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