- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

haha black people :D

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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