Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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2 Penises

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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