Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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