- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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