why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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My children are mistakes

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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haha

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti Joke

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