- Anti Joke

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended