- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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