- Anti Joke

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. Gunshot

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home