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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Reading books

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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