What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Womens rights

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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