- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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