whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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womens rights

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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