- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

to get to the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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