A man walks into a bar and gets drink

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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