- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??