what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Womens rights

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