Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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