Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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PEANIS!

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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