- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

bologna

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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