- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

no really what are ur names?

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

This sentence is a lie.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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