Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Arrow in the Knee!

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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