- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did? Yes

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

You bumder!

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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