what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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DON"T READ THIS!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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