- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

what tall and looks like a jew?

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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