- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Coldpaly is a good band

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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