What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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