Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Ken wins!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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2 Penises

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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