- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

How you know when dislextic

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

haha black people :D

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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