- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Albert your flies undone.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

PENIS

squash squash who squash my ass

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

being sober in a bar fight

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