- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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