- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Thats what she said

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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