- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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