- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

I grunt when I poop.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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