Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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