Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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