- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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I can count to potato.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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