how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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