- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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