Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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The Big Band Theory

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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