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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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