- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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