- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

nice tits.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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