- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

Rebecca Black.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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