- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Microwave

So a seal walks into a club.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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