Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Compton

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Anti Joke

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