- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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