You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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there was once a jew

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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