Two planes walk into an office building

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THE GAME

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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