Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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