why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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more like nig!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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