A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Choir.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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