- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What black and has children A black man

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

i just wrote this so hard

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