Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Compton

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Anti Joke

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