- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Penis.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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