- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Urban ghettos

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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