What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

im saul and i love cock

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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