- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

If you were a cactus, why?

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

why are balck people black because they are

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

The Morman Religion.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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