What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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