- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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