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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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Katy Perry

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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