Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Shea's sty....

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

The Holocaust

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What can fly? Lots of things

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Replacement Referees

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

* anti-punchline

Chuck Norris Dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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