How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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