A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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belly button

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Shea's sty....

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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The Holocaust

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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