what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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