- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

THe Election

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Chuck norris

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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