Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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THe Election

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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