why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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This is an anti joke

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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