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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

Women's rights.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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