What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

this is not a joke.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

That's what SHE said!

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Terraria

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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