What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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where is the world?

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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