- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

You know what's cool? Yep.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

America

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

This joke is funny

knock knock come in !

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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