What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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