yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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guess what what ...

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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