- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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