A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's two plus two? Window

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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