Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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This sentence is a lie.

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no really what are ur names?

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Anti Joke

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