What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Womens rights.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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