Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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your moms my other ride

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