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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's green and blue? yellow

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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