- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you suck

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

hey, my names mark.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

non poop

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Poop.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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