- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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