- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What can make you pee? Liquid

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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