- Anti Joke

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!