- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the fish say after he

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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