Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Tucker Rivera

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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