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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Anti Joke

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