A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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Women's Rights

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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